Peter: Alright, so in Genesis 35, God tells Jacob to go to Bethel and build an altar there.
Lois: And then what?
Peter: Well, Jacob obeys God and moves his family and all their possessions to Bethel. He makes an altar and builds a pillar, then God appears to him again and blesses him with a new name - Israel.
Stewie: Wow, so Jacob's like, a superhero now?
Peter: I guess so, kind of like Iron Man.
Brian: So what else happens?
Peter: Well, God tells Jacob to move back to his homeland, so he and his family do that. On the way back, Rachel dies during childbirth and is buried in Ephrath. Jacob names the child Ben-oni, but his father changes his name to Benjamin.
Lois: That's so sad.
Peter: Yeah, it is. But then God blesses Jacob and his twelve sons, and Jacob names the place where he makes the altar "God's House".
Stewie: Alright, so that's the end of Genesis 35. Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Family Guy's Bible Summary!