Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts out with Jacob telling his wives Rachel and Leah that he's gotta go see his dad in Syria. Then he's like "I'm gonna take my kids and stuff, so don't worry about me."

Lois: Uh-oh, looks like he's running away from something!

Chris: Yeah, like that old saying: "If you can't stand the heat, better get out of the kitchen!"

Stewie: Or as I like to say: "If you can't stand the heat, better get out of the house and into the deep fryer!"

Brian: Guys, anyway, so Jacob's wives get mad that he's running away and take his gods that he's got with him. Then Laban catches up with him and is like, "Hey, what happened to my gods?"

Peter: And Jacob's like, "I don't know, why don't you ask your daughters? They're the ones who took 'em."

Lois: So Laban searches all around but can't find them.

Chris: Yeah, he probably should have tried looking in the refrigerator, though. I've lost like, twelve pairs of socks in there.

Stewie: Don't worry about it, Chris. I'm sure they'll turn up like that extra hour in a day!

Brian: Okay, so then Jacob makes a pile of stones and calls it a witness to his agreement with Laban. They both agree that they won't try to hurt each other, and Jacob sets up a pile of stones to represent it.

Peter: Yeah, that's like when I make a pile of beer cans to represent how many I'm gonna drink!

Lois: Peter, that's enough.

Chris: So then Jacob makes a pretty sweet deal with Laban that they'll be friends forever, and they make a covenant.

Stewie: Ah, a covenant! Like the Covenant of the Ark in the movie Aliens!

Brian: Alright, guys, I think that's enough for now.