Peter: Alright so it's Genesis 22, eh? Well, I guess it's time to get biblical.

Lois: You got that right, Peter! So what's it about?

Peter: Well, it's about Abraham, who God asked to sacrifice his son, Isaac, to prove his faith.

Lois: That sounds intense. Did he do it?

Peter: Nah, he didn't! At the last minute, God sent an angel to stop him.

Cleveland: That's a good thing, I guess. But why did God even ask him to do that in the first place?

Peter: I don't know, Cleveland. But I'm sure it was a test of Abraham's faith.

Stewie: Yeah, it's like that time my mom asked me to clean up my room, but I didn't, and then she said I passed the test.

Lois: I don't think that's the same thing, Stewie.

Stewie: Yeah, but it's still a test. Like the time I was asked to name five characters from Friends. I said Joey, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe.

Cleveland: That's only four, Stewie.

Stewie: Oh, right. I forgot about Monica.