Batman: "Quickly, Robin! We must hurry to the hillside of Moriah. The Lord has asked Abraham to bring his son Isaac there as a sacrifice!"

Robin: "Holy sacrifice, Batman! What could the Lord want with Abraham's son?"

Batman: "It's a test of Abraham's faith, Robin. The Lord wants to see if Abraham is willing to do whatever he asks, even if it means sacrificing his own son."

Joker: "A sacrificial lamb? How positively delightful! I must have a front-row seat for this!"

Batman: "Not so fast, Joker! Abraham has already proven his faith and passed the Lord's test. When he was ready to go through with the sacrifice, the Lord provided a ram in Isaac's stead."

Robin: "It's a miracle, Batman! Abraham proved his faith, and the Lord provided a way for him to keep Isaac safe."

Joker: "Hmph. I guess I'll have to find some other form of entertainment. Perhaps Catwoman will be more willing to play along with my schemes!"