Batman: Holy Narrow Escape, Robin! We must thank our lucky stars that God spared us from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah!

Robin: You said it, Batman! It all started when two angels came to Sodom - right after Lot had welcomed them into his home and offered them a meal.

Joker: Hey, what about me? I'm the one who made Lot welcome the angels, you know.

Batman: Yes, Joker, but then the people of Sodom surrounded the house and demanded that the angels be handed over to them so they could 'know' them.

Robin: That's when Lot stepped in and offered his two virgin daughters instead!

Catwoman: Wow, that's pretty twisted. But thankfully, the angels had a plan. They struck the men of Sodom with blindness, and then Lot and his family escaped.

Riddler: But not before God rained down fire and brimstone on the city, destroying it and everyone in it.

Penguin: Oh, that's so sad! But at least Lot and his family were spared.

Batman: Yes, they were. And it's a good lesson to us all - that God is merciful, but He will not tolerate sin.