Peter: Alright, so Genesis 19. This is the one where God sends two angels to Sodom and Gomorrah to warn Lot and his family to flee, right?

Lois: Right. The angels had to kind of fight their way into Lot's house because the townsfolk were all like, "Hey, what's up angels? We want to have sex with you!"

Peter: Yeah, so the angels got Lot and his family out of there before God destroyed the cities with fire and brimstone.

Brian: That's right. The only ones who got out were Lot and his two daughters.

Stewie: Wow, what a wild way to start the chapter! I guess we should have expected it since this is a Bible chapter, after all.

Lois: Yeah, but then things get even crazier. Lot and his daughters end up living in a cave and the daughters get him drunk and take advantage of him.

Peter: Wow, that's pretty messed up.

Brian: Yeah, but it gets even crazier. Lot's daughters each have a son, and they name them Moab and Ben-Ammi.

Stewie: Whoa, I didn't see that twist coming. I guess that's why it's in the Bible, right?