Peter (the father): Alright, so in Genesis 16, we got Abram and Sarai who were married but they still hadn’t been able to have a kid. Sarai was like, “Let’s get a maidservant and have her bear children for us”, so they got this Egyptian named Hagar and she became Abram’s concubine.

Lois (the mother): Wait, what? That’s like something out of a Bachelor franchise show!

Stewie (the baby): Bored now.

Brian (the dog): Yeah, this is getting too complicated. Let’s just cut to the chase.

Peter: Right, so Hagar did get pregnant and when Sarai found out, she started treating Hagar harshly and Hagar ran away. But then God’s angel appeared to her and told her to go back because she would have a son.

Lois: So did it work out for her?

Peter: Yup! She gave birth to a boy named Ishmael and Abram was 86 years old at the time.

Stewie: Ugh, no wonder they couldn’t have kids. That’s like a Lifetime movie plot twist gone wrong.

Brian: Well, at least they all got their happy ending.

Lois: Yeah, I guess so.