[Peter] Alright folks, Genesis 33: It starts off with Jacob and Esau seeing each other after 20 years apart. Esau is all like, 'hey, what's up, bro', but Jacob is like, 'what's up, dude who I swindled out of his birthright in exchange for a bowl of chili'. Then Esau is all, 'Aw man, I know you tricked me but I'm cool with it'. So, they hug and Esau invites Jacob to hang with him and his crew.

[Lois] So then Jacob is like, 'no thanks, I gotta go on a road trip with my kids and we can't stay'. So they part ways and Jacob sets up camp.

[Stewie] But then Jacob gets a visit from King-of-the-Hill-esque, uh, I mean, he gets a visit from the local king. The king is all like, 'Hey, buddy, what's up?'. And Jacob is like, 'Oh, I'm just chillin' in my tent, you know how it is'.

[Brian] So the king is like, 'Cool, cool. Hey, can I get some of your stuff?' and Jacob is like, 'uh, sure!'. So Jacob gives the king a bunch of stuff and the king is like, 'Thanks, man'.

[Peter] Then, the king leaves and Jacob continues his road trip. The end.