1. And Jacob lifted up his eyes, and looked, and, behold, Esau came, and with him four hundred men. And he divided the children unto Leah, and unto Rachel, and unto the two handmaids. / 2. And he put the handmaids and their children foremost, and Leah and her children after, and Rachel and Joseph hindermost. →

So, in Genesis 33, we meet up with ol' Jacob, who is heading back to his home after a long exile. He's got all of his family, and all his possessions, and is ready to face his brother Esau. But when he sees him, he falls on his neck and they both weep! They make up, and Esau invites Jacob to come stay with him, but Jacob is like, "No thanks, I'm good. →

Joe: "Welcome back to the Joe Rogan Experience, my guests tonight are Bible Expert and long-time friend, Dr. John Smith. We're going to be talking about the Bible and we're going to start with Genesis 33. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to give you a summary of Genesis 33. Alex (with an exasperated sigh): Alright, if you must. Contestant: Genesis 33 tells the story of Jacob's reunion with his brother Esau after a long separation. →

Atten-hut! Listen up, maggots! This chapter is about Jacob and Esau's reunion. Jacob has been living in fear of Esau, but when they meet, Esau is nothing but gracious and forgiving. Jacob offers Esau a gift and Esau accepts it, but then tells Jacob to keep it and accept his hospitality instead. →

Batman: "Ah, Genesis 33, Robin. What does it tell us about the world?" Robin: "Well, Batman, it tells us about the reunion between Jacob and Esau, two brothers who had been estranged for many years." →

Folks, here's the deal. Jacob and Esau have been at odds for a long time, but now they’re in the process of reconciling. Jacob is on the way to meet Esau with his family and flocks, and he’s mighty worried about it. →

Jacob was a real winner! He had twelve sons, and he was reunited with his brother Esau. Esau was a hater and loser who wanted to kill Jacob, but God intervened. Jacob had many such cases, but he made it out alive, and now they were reconciled. →

[Peter] Alright folks, Genesis 33: It starts off with Jacob and Esau seeing each other after 20 years apart. Esau is all like, 'hey, what's up, bro', but Jacob is like, 'what's up, dude who I swindled out of his birthright in exchange for a bowl of chili'. →