• King James Version

    1. And Joseph was brought down to Egypt; and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, captain of the guard, an Egyptian, bought him of the hands of the Ishmeelites, which had brought him down thither. / 2. And the LORD was with Joseph, and he was a prosperous man; and he was in the house of his master the Egyptian.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's Norm MacDonald here for a look at the book of Genesis. This week, we've got a chapter about a dude named Joseph, who, uh, is sold into slavery in Egypt by his brothers. But, hey, it all works out for him, because he ends up managing the household of a powerful official.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have a Bible expert here with us today. What's the story in Genesis 39? Bible Expert: Well Joe, it's the story of Joseph. He was sold into slavery by his brothers, who were jealous of him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm interested in the Bible, so I'll start with Genesis 39. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright then. Contestant: This chapter is about Joseph, the favorite son of Jacob.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! In Genesis 39, we learn about Joseph, who was sold into slavery by his brothers. He's taken to Egypt and put in the service of Potiphar, captain of Pharaoh's guard. Potiphar notices how hard Joseph works and entrusts him with all his affairs.

  • Batman

    Batman: [Addressing Robin] Our latest mission takes us to the Bible, Robin! We must review Genesis 39. Robin: But Batman, what is this chapter about? Batman: It tells the story of Joseph, who was sold into slavery by his brothers.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Joseph had been sold into slavery by his brothers and was now living in Egypt, working for Potiphar. And see here, Jack, Potiphar put Joseph in charge of everything he owned, and the Lord blessed Joseph, so that he was very successful in everything he did.

  • Donald Trump

    This chapter of the Bible is all about Joseph, a terrific guy who was sold into slavery in Egypt by his brothers. And what a story it is! Joseph was a great guy and he rose up the ranks in Egypt, till he was a bigly important person.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Genesis 39, Joseph is thrown in jail, but the Lord was with him and gave him favor with the jailer. Lois: Wait, so is Joseph like, an inmate on Orange is the New Black? Peter: No, Lois, this is the Bible we're talking about, not Netflix.