• King James Version

    1. Then Joseph came and told Pharaoh, and said, My father and my brethren, and their flocks, and their herds, and all that they have, are come out of the land of Canaan; and, behold, they {are} in the land of Goshen.

  • Norm

    Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update with a summary of Genesis 47. So, it turns out Joseph had been a little busy during his time in Egypt. He's been administering the corn tax, and the Egyptians have been giving him their land and livestock in exchange for food.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so, we're talking about the Bible, and this is chapter 47 of Genesis. Bible Expert: Yes, so in this chapter Joseph, who is now the Prime Minister of Egypt, is in charge of rationing food during a period of famine.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible, and I'd like to share a bit about the book of Genesis with you. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, newbies! This is Genesis 47. In this chapter, Joseph is in charge of Egypt, and has brought his father, Jacob, and his family to live in Egypt. Jacob is now old and close to death, so Joseph takes him to Pharaoh's court, where Pharaoh gives him the best land in Egypt.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ah, ah, ah, it's time for another chapter of the Bible! What do you and your trusty sidekick have in store for us today? Batman: We have Genesis 47, Robin. Robin: As Joseph's brothers bow down before him, Pharaoh makes him the ruler of all Egypt.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Genesis 47 starts with a real heartbreaker. Old man Jacob and his son Joseph go to Egypt and Joseph reveals to Pharaoh that he's his brother. Pharaoh is so taken aback he literally doesn't know what to say.

  • Donald Trump

    Genesis 47 is all about Joseph, one of the most amazing, terrific, and unbelievable characters in the Bible! Joseph was sold into slavery by his brothers, but he was able to make the most of his tough situation, becoming a powerful advisor to Pharaoh.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Genesis 47, Joseph brings his father Jacob and his brothers to Egypt to meet the Pharaoh. Lois: Whoa, that's intense! Like, did Jacob and Pharaoh get along? Peter: Well, Pharaoh liked them, so he let them settle in the best part of the country and gave them food.