• King James Version

    1. And when Rachel saw that she bare Jacob no children, Rachel envied her sister; and said unto Jacob, Give me children, or else I die. / 2. And Jacob's anger was kindled against Rachel: and he said, {Am} I in God's stead, who hath withheld from thee the fruit of the womb?

  • Norm

    Well, folks, we've reached Chapter 30 of the Bible and it's a wild one! Jacob is apparently so desperate for children that he strikes a deal with his father-in-law, Laban, to get some. He says, "If you give me some of your sheep, I'll work for you for seven years, and then you'll give me your daughters Rachel and Leah as wives.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay so Genesis 30, what is it all about? Bible Expert: Genesis 30 is all about Rachel and Leah, two of Jacob's wives. Jacob had promised Rachel that he would give her a child in exchange for her father's Laban's mandrakes, but Rachel's sister Leah had tricked Jacob into sleeping with her.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I just read Genesis 30 recently and I'd like to share a summary of it with you. Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Genesis 30 is all about Jacob and his wives. Jacob has two wives, Leah and Rachel, and they're always fighting. So Jacob decides he's gonna breed some animals. He tells Leah and Rachel that the animals will belong to whoever's colors show up in the offspring.

  • Batman

    Batman: Well Robin, this chapter starts with Jacob getting angry with Laban for not giving him his due wages. Robin: What did he do, Batman? Batman: He prayed to God and asked Him to give him more animals to increase his flock.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: My father used to say that when it comes to the Bible, no malarkey! This chapter of Genesis, excuse me, is no exception. It talks about Jacob, who had two wives, Leah and Rachel.

  • Donald Trump

    In Genesis 30, we see the amazing story of Jacob and Rachel. Jacob loves Rachel very, very much, but her father Laban has tricked him into marrying her sister Leah. What a sad situation! Many people are saying Laban is a huge hater and loser for doing that.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so, in Genesis 30, Jacob gets mad at his wife Rachel, 'cause she's not giving him any children. So, he's like, "Give me kids or else!" Lois: Oh, Peter, that's so sad. Brian: Well, Rachel gets mad, and she's like, "Well, why don't you just marry my maidservant, Bilhah?" So Jacob does, and she has two sons, Dan and Naphtali.