1. And it came to pass at the end of two full years, that Pharaoh dreamed: and, behold, he stood by the river. / 2. And, behold, there came up out of the river seven well favoured kine and fatfleshed; and they fed in a meadow. →

Welcome back to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. Now let's take a look at the Bible, specifically Genesis 41. In this chapter, Pharaoh has dreams and can't figure out what they mean. So he goes to the priests, who tell him to call in the dream interpreter Joseph. →

Joe: Alright, so we're onto Genesis 41! What's this one about? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is about Pharaoh's dream and Joseph's interpretation. Joe: Woah, does Pharaoh have some kind of prophetic power or something? →

Alex: So, what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible. I'm currently on Genesis 41. Alex: Uh oh. [Rolls eyes] Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: So in this chapter, Pharaoh, the ruler of Egypt, has a dream. →

ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots! This is Genesis 41. Pharaoh has a dream and can't figure it out. So he calls in Joseph, that Hebrew guy they got in jail, to interpret it. Joseph tells Pharaoh the dream means there's gonna be seven years of good harvests followed by seven years of famine. →

Batman: Robin! It appears we have a new case! Batman: Pharaoh's chief cupbearer has been freed after two years in prison, and he remembers the favor Pharaoh promised him! Robin: What favor was that, Batman? →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking. This chapter is literally about Pharaoh and a dream he had. See here, Jack, he was troubled by it and he was trying to figure out what it meant. So, he called together all the wise men of Egypt, but nobody could interpret it. →

In Genesis 41, Pharaoh had a dream that no one could interpret--until Joseph arrived! Many people are saying he was so smart and terrific in helping Pharaoh, it was unbelievable. He correctly interpreted Pharaoh's dream, bigly, and in many such cases, Pharaoh put him in charge of all of Egypt! He was winning everywhere! It was an amazing achievement and the world was put in order. →

Peter: Alright, so this chapter starts with Pharaoh having some crazy dreams. Lois: Wait, like the one with the giant cheese wheel? Peter: No, this is different, he dreamed of seven fat cows and seven scrawny cows, and seven full heads of grain and seven withered heads of grain. →