• King James Version

    1. And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. / 2. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth {upon} the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, here we are in Genesis 9, and boy does it get off to a wild start! Noah and his sons are leaving the ark, and God says to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth!" That's right, folks, God is essentially saying to Noah and his sons, "Hey, get out there and make babies!" Oh, and God also throws in the incentive of a rainbow, so they know He won't flood the earth again.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Genesis 9, sounds like some pretty serious stuff. What’s it about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this is where God reiterates the covenant He made with Noah and his sons after they left the ark.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So tell me a little bit about yourself! Where did you go to school?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually more interested in talking about the Bible. Specifically, Genesis 9. Alex Trebek: [sighs] "Okay, if you insist.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, ya'll! Genesis 9 starts off with God giving Noah and his family permission to eat meat. He also says they can eat anything that lives and moves, provided they don't eat blood. God also says that whoever kills another person must be killed in retribution.

  • Batman

    Batman: We've got trouble, Robin. In the book of Genesis, Chapter 9, Noah and his family have left the ark, and God has made a covenant with them. Robin: What kind of covenant, Batman? Batman: God has promised to never destroy the Earth with a flood again and has declared that all living creatures will be blessed.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: God blessed Noah and his sons and said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth." He also said, "The fear and dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth and upon every bird of the heavens, upon everything that creeps on the ground and all the fish of the sea.

  • Donald Trump

    Genesis 9 is a terrific chapter in the Bible that tells the story of a huge covenant between God and the world's population. God blesses Noah and his family, giving them the authority to rule over the earth and all its creatures.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Genesis 9. So God's like, "Hey, I'm gonna make a covenant with you guys, I'm gonna promise never to destroy the earth with a flood again. Also, I'm gonna give you this rainbow as a sign of my promise".