Alex Trebek: "So tell me a little bit about yourself! Where did you go to school?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually more interested in talking about the Bible. Specifically, Genesis 9.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] "Okay, if you insist. What's the summary?"

Contestant: "Genesis 9 is mainly about God establishing a covenant with Noah and his sons, which included the promise of never again destroying the earth with a flood. It also includes instructions for how to live in the world, including prohibitions against eating meat with its blood still in it and murder. God blesses Noah and his sons, and establishes the rainbow as a sign of His covenant. Lastly, it ends with the genealogies of Noah's sons."

Alex Trebek: [frustrated] "Well, that was...enlightening. So, what do you like to do in your free time?"