Alex Trebek: "Well, nice to meet you [Contestant Name]. Tell me a bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I guess I can tell you about Genesis 5. It starts out with Adam and Eve having their first son, Seth. Seth had a son named Enosh, who then had a son named Kenan. Kenan had a son named Mahalalel, who had a son named Jared. Jared had a son named Enoch and he lived a very long life. Enoch had a son named Methuselah, who lived to be the oldest man in the Bible. Methuselah had a son named Lamech, who had two sons: Jabal and Jubal. Jabal was the father of those who live in tents, and Jubal was the father of all who play stringed instruments."

Alex Trebek: *sighs heavily* "I see... Well, thank you for that... But, can we move on to something else now?"