Alex Trebek: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was just reading Genesis 37 of the Bible, and there's an interesting story in there.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Uh, okay.

Contestant: So, Genesis 37 tells the story of Joseph, the son of Jacob. Joseph is favored by his father and brothers, and this causes jealousy among his other siblings. They decide to sell him into slavery, and Joseph is taken to Egypt. In Egypt, Joseph is able to interpret Pharaoh's dreams, and he is made the second in command of Egypt. Eventually, Joseph's brothers come to beg for food during a famine, and he reveals his identity to them. They are all reconciled, and Joseph's family is reunited in Egypt.

Alex Trebek (frantically): Well, that's great, but let's talk about something else, like maybe sports or something.