Alex Trebek: Welcome, contestant! So tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I thought I'd tell you about the Bible. In Genesis 42, Joseph's brothers travel to Egypt to buy food and are shocked to discover that the man in charge is none other than their brother, Joseph, whom they had sold into slavery many years prior.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) What else?

Contestant: Joseph recognizes them but pretends he doesn't and accuses them of being spies. He puts them in jail and only releases them after they bring back their youngest brother, Benjamin.

Alex Trebek: (sighs exasperatedly) Okay, what else?

Contestant: Joseph then reveals his identity to his brothers and forgives them for their actions. He also sends them back to Canaan with food for their family.

Alex Trebek: (rolls eyes) Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's the gist of it.

Alex Trebek: (shaking his head) Alright then.