Alex Trebek: Okay, so what have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible and I'm currently in Genesis 40.

Alex Trebek (visibly annoyed): That's great, but what about your hobbies?

Contestant: Well, I recently read about the story of Joseph in Genesis 40. He was thrown into prison by Potiphar, but the Lord was with him, so he was put in charge of all the prisoners.

Alex Trebek (clearly frustrated): Okay, that's nice. What else do you like to do?

Contestant: Joseph also interpreted two of the prisoner's dreams. The first dream was of a vine with three branches, and Joseph told the prisoner that in three days he would be freed and restored to his former position. The second dream was of three baskets of bread, and Joseph said that in three days the prisoner would be hanged.

Alex Trebek (angrily): That's great, but can we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure, but the story doesn't end there. Joseph's predictions came true and he was eventually freed from prison and made second-in-command of all of Egypt!

Alex Trebek (sighing): That's great, but can we talk about something else?