Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible lately and I can summarize it chapter by chapter if you'd like!

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Oh, alright. What is the summary of Genesis 26?

Contestant: In this chapter, Isaac and Rebekah have a son, Esau. Isaac decides to bless Esau and make him his heir, but Rebekah tricks Isaac into blessing Jacob instead. Esau is so angry, he decides to leave and try to find a wife outside of his father's family. Meanwhile, Isaac has to face a famine, but God promises to protect him and Isaac ends up becoming very wealthy.