Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here to Jeopardy today?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, I suppose that can be interesting. What do you want to start with?

Contestant: I'd like to start with Genesis 34.

Alex Trebek: Let's try to stay away from the Bible, if we can. What does this chapter tell us?

Contestant: It tells the story of how Dinah, the daughter of Jacob, was violated by Shechem, a local prince. Jacob's sons, Simeon and Levi, then brutally attacked the city of Shechem as revenge. In the end, Jacob's family left the area and moved elsewhere.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) I'm sorry to hear that. Let's move on to something else.