1. And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to see the daughters of the land. / 2. And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled her. →

Good evening, folks, it's time for the Bible summary. This week we're covering Genesis 34. Now, here's a chapter that has it all: murder, deceit, rape, and sibling rivalry. It's like a Shakespearean tragedy, only with a bunch of shepherds instead of kings. →

Joe: Alright, let's dive into this Bible stuff. I'm here with Bible Expert and I'm hoping you can help me make sense of this. What's going on in Genesis 34? Bible Expert: Sure, Joe. Well, Genesis 34 tells the story of Dinah, the daughter of Jacob and Leah. →

Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here to Jeopardy today? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about the Bible chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, I suppose that can be interesting. What do you want to start with? →

"Listen up, maggots! This is Genesis 34! Dinah, daughter of Jacob, was taken by a man from the land of Shechem. Her brothers, Simeon and Levi, were so upset that they tricked all the men of Shechem into being circumcised, and then killed them when they were all weak and defenseless. →

Batman: Robin, we must hurry to the city of Shechem and prevent disaster! Robin: What’s the problem, Batman? Batman: Shechem, son of the ruler of the city, has defiled Dinah, daughter of Jacob, and now her brothers are seeking revenge. →

Hey, folks! Let me tell you about Genesis 34. See here, Jack, it's about this guy Shechem, who ya know, literally falls in love with Jacob's daughter Dinah. Now, Shechem's dad Hamor, he's pretty well-off, so he goes to Jacob and ask him to let Shechem marry Dinah. →

Genesis 34 is the story of a sad! event that happened to the family of Jacob. It all starts when the son of Jacob, named Dinah, is violated by a man named Shechem. Shechem is a terrible guy and many people are saying he is overrated. →

Peter: Alright, so in this chapter of the Bible, Genesis 34, Dinah, the daughter of Jacob, goes out to visit some of the women of the land. Lois: Uh-oh, she's going native. Brian: Yeah, like when the Fresh Prince goes to Bel-Air. →