1. This {is} the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; / 2. Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. →

Well folks, this week in the Bible we’re looking at Genesis 5. This chapter is a real snoozer, just a list of the progeny of Adam and his sons. Adam had three sons, and they each had sons and those sons had sons…you get the idea. →

Joe: Alright, so let's get into Genesis 5. What's happening here? Bible Expert: This chapter is all about family trees. It lists the descendants of Adam all the way down to Noah and his sons. Joe: That's wild. →

Alex Trebek: "Well, nice to meet you [Contestant Name]. Tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I guess I can tell you about Genesis 5. It starts out with Adam and Eve having their first son, Seth. →

"Listen up, maggots! This is Genesis 5 in a nutshell. We got Adam and Eve livin' in the Garden of Eden. Then they got tossed out for eating fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Anyway, Adam and Eve have three sons, Cain, Abel, and Seth. →

Batman: Old man Adam, he had a son, and his name was Seth! Robin: Adam lived to be 930 years old, and Seth was 105 when he had a son of his own. Joker: Hey, that's a long time to be alive! What's the secret? →

Folks, let me tell ya about Genesis 5 - no malarkey! Here's the deal: we got Adam, he and his wife Eve had three sons, Seth, Cain and Abel. Cain and Abel both made offerings to the Lord but Abel's was accepted and Cain's wasn't. →

Genesis 5 is a terrific chapter, and many people are saying it's the best chapter in the Bible. It tells the story of Adam and Eve's son, Seth, and the many generations that follow him. It's a sad! chapter because it recounts the death of many of these generations. →

[Peter Griffin] Alright, so in Genesis 5, God created a dude named Adam and he gave him a lady named Eve. And then Adam and Eve had a bunch of kids. [Brian] That's it? [Peter] Well, that's pretty much it. →