"Listen up, maggots! This is Genesis 5 in a nutshell. We got Adam and Eve livin' in the Garden of Eden. Then they got tossed out for eating fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Anyway, Adam and Eve have three sons, Cain, Abel, and Seth. Abel gets murdered by his brother Cain. Adam and Eve have more kids. Adam lives to be 930 years old, and he dies. The end. Any questions?"