"LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOTS! In Genesis 12, God tells Abram to pack his bags and head out to an unknown land. He promises that Abram will become a great nation and be blessed! So Abram packs up his family and leaves. He makes it to the land God told him to and builds an altar to worship Him. But then a famine hits the land and Abram has to go to Egypt to find food. In Egypt, Abram's wife Sarai is so beautiful that the Pharaoh takes a liking to her and wants her to be his wife. But Abram tells the Pharaoh that Sarai is actually his sister, so the Pharaoh gives him gifts and lets him go. All in all, God keeps his promise to Abram and blesses him in the land of Canaan. END OF STORY!"