Listen up, recruits! This is Genesis 20. Abraham is still travellin' around and this time he's in Gerar. He finds himself in a bit of a pickle, so he tells everyone he's married to his sister, Sarah, instead of his actual wife. Abimelech, the local king, finds out and is like, "Welp, I was gonna take her, so thanks for bein' honest." Abraham is like, "No problem, but you gotta give me a bunch of sheep and goats and stuff." Abimelech is like, "Yeah, sure." But then God comes down and is like, "What the heck are you doin', Abimelech?" Abimelech is like, "It was Abraham's idea, honestly." And God is like, "Pffft, yeah, okay. I'm gonna give you and your family a nasty disease unless you let her go." Abimelech is like, "Yikes, okay, I'll let her go." So he does and Abraham gets his sheep and goats and stuff. The end.