"Listen up, recruits! This is Genesis 26. It's all about Isaac. God told Isaac to stay in the land of the Philistines, so he did. He was fearful of the Philistines, so he told everyone that Rebekah was his sister. The Philistines got suspicious, so God intervened and kept them from hurting Isaac. Isaac became wealthy and had a lot of livestock. He then started digging for water and had a series of disputes with the Philistines about the wells that he dug. Eventually, Isaac and the Philistines made a treaty, and Isaac built an altar there to worship God. That's it for this chapter. Got it, recruits?"