• King James Version

    1. And there was a famine in the land, beside the first famine that was in the days of Abraham. And Isaac went unto Abimelech king of the Philistines unto Gerar. / 2. And the LORD appeared unto him, and said, Go not down into Egypt; dwell in the land which I shall tell thee of:

  • Norm

    Alright, folks! It's time for the summary of Genesis 26. Our protagonist, Isaac, is on the run from famine, so he goes to a place called Gerar. He tells the locals that Rebekah is his sister, because he's afraid they're gonna kill him for being so darn handsome.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what are we talking about today? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, we are talking about Genesis 26. This chapter is all about Isaac, the son of Abraham. Joe: Okay, so what's he up to? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, Isaac is living in the land of Gerar.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible lately and I can summarize it chapter by chapter if you'd like! Alex Trebek: (sighs) Oh, alright. What is the summary of Genesis 26?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! This is Genesis 26. It's all about Isaac. God told Isaac to stay in the land of the Philistines, so he did. He was fearful of the Philistines, so he told everyone that Rebekah was his sister.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy jolly oats, Batman! What a riveting chapter in the Bible! Batman: Yes, indeed Robin. In Genesis 26, we learn the story of Isaac. Joker: Hehehe! Isaac had to struggle with the Philistines who were trying to take away his wells!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: no malarkey, I'm not joking. In Genesis 26, we got this dude Isaac, right? He goes to the land of the Philistines, and he's like, "Yo, I'ma live here." C'mon, man, the Philistines are like, "You can stay, only if you swear to us.

  • Donald Trump

    Genesis 26 was a terrific chapter! It features the story of Isaac, who was a son of Abraham and the father of Jacob. He was a very, very important figure in the Bible. Isaac was living in the land of Gerar and was trying to make a living there.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Alright, so what's happening in Genesis 26? Peter: Well, Lois, it looks like Isaac is getting some special treatment from God in this chapter. God tells him that he and his descendants will be blessed and will have lots of land.