• King James Version

    1. Then Joseph could not refrain himself before all them that stood by him; and he cried, Cause every man to go out from me. And there stood no man with him, while Joseph made himself known unto his brethren.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's me, Norm Macdonald, back with another chapter of the Bible. This week, we're looking at Genesis 45. Now, this chapter is all about Joseph, the one with the coat of many colors. As you know, his brothers had sold him into slavery, and now he's a big deal in Egypt.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so today we're talking about Genesis 45, what’s the 411? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter follows up on the story of Joseph, the son of Jacob who was sold into slavery by his jealous brothers and taken to Egypt.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you must. Tell me about Genesis 45. Contestant: Sure! In this chapter, Joseph reveals his true identity to his brothers.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! GENESIS 45: Joseph reveals his identity to his brothers - he's the one they sold into slavery! He's been in charge of Egypt for years, and he's not mad about what happened.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! I've got a plan for you, Batman and Robin! Batman: What is it this time, Joker? Joker: I've got an important Bible lesson for you! Robin: A Bible lesson? Joker: Yes, it's from the book of Genesis, Chapter 45.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Joseph's brothers come to him in Egypt, and he reveals who he is. Now, c'mon man, no malarkey! Joseph's brothers are scared, but Joseph tells them it's all good - he's not gonna be mad at them.

  • Donald Trump

    1-15. Joseph had been sold into slavery by his brothers. But they didn't know that God had a plan. Bigly. So Joseph remained in captivity for many years until God put him in a position of power in Egypt.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter Griffin] Alright, so Genesis 45. Well, Joseph reveals himself to his brothers, and he's like: “It's me! Your brother Joseph!” [Brian Griffin] But the brothers are like, “D'oh! We knew it was you all along, you know, like that movie 'The Sixth Sense'!” [Peter Griffin] Right.