• King James Version

    1. And Abraham was old, {and} well stricken in age: and the LORD had blessed Abraham in all things. {well...: Heb. gone into days} / 2. And Abraham said unto his eldest servant of his house, that ruled over all that he had, Put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh:

  • Norm

    Hey all, Norm MacDonald here with the latest news from the Bible. In Genesis 24, Abraham's servant goes to find a wife for Isaac. He finds Rebekah and brings her back, and then they have a big party. Everyone is happy, and Abraham gives Rebekah a bunch of presents.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we got our Bible expert on the show today, and he's ready to tell us about Genesis 24. Let's hear what he's got to say! Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Genesis 24 is about Abraham, who has grown old and is about to die.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to share what I know about it with you. Alex Trebek: That's...great. (Rolls eyes) Why don't you start with Genesis 24?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Genesis 24, and it's about Abraham's servant going to find a wife for Isaac. The servant takes ten camels and a bunch of goods and sets out for Nahor in Mesopotamia. On the way, he stops at a well and prays for God to show him a sign.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it's time for us to give a summary of Genesis 24! Robin: What's it about, Batman? Batman: Well, it's about Abraham's servant who goes to find a wife for his master's son. He prays to God for guidance and then sets out on his journey.

  • Joe Biden

    Now, folks, here's the deal: I've got a story for y'all about a man named Abraham, who was about as old as dirt. Literally. Abraham, he had a servant, Eliezer, who was sent off to find a wife for his son Isaac.

  • Donald Trump

    Genesis 24 is a terrific chapter, with an unbelievable story. It all starts with Abraham's servant, who was sent to find a wife for Isaac. He prayed to God for success, and God answered him bigly! He found Rebekah, and she was a great match for Isaac.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Genesis 24, Abraham sends his servant to go find a wife for his son, Isaac. He tells the servant to look for a woman from his own people, so he goes and finds Rebekah. Lois: Wow, that's wild! But what happens next?