• King James Version

    1. And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech. {language: Heb. lip.} {speech: Heb. words} / 2. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, this week on biblical update, we've got a real doozy for ya. We're in the book of Genesis, chapter 11, and boy, is it a wild one. So, here we go: a bunch of people are trying to build a tower that reaches the heavens, and God's not too keen on this, so He confuses their language and scatters them all over the land.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so, this is Genesis 11, right? What’s going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, it’s a pretty interesting chapter. We’re seeing the rise of a unified humanity, and the Tower of Babel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually studying the Bible. Alex: (Sighs) Alright, what have you learned so far? Contestant: Well, in Genesis 11, we learn about the Tower of Babel.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up recruits! Genesis 11 is all about the Tower of Babel, a tower built by mankind to reach the heavens. God saw that the people were united in their efforts and had a common language, so he decided to scatter them across the world and confuse their language so that they would no longer be able to communicate.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I believe our next mission is to investigate the Tower of Babel. Robin: It's said to be a wonder of the ancient world! Batman: That's right. In Genesis 11, the people of the world gathered together to build a tower to reach the heavens.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: We're talking about Genesis 11, and it's a doozy, no malarkey. My father used to say that the whole world spoke the same language back then, literally. See here, Jack, it was a big deal because it made it so much easier to communicate and work together.

  • Donald Trump

    In Genesis 11, we see a bigly example of man's overrated attempts to achieve greatness. The people of the world decided to build a tower that would reach to the heavens and make a name for themselves. But God, who is always watching and knows what's best for us, saw what they were trying to do and said "No way, Jose!" God knew that man's pride was getting a bit too much, so he confused their language and scattered them across the world.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is a story about a bunch of people who decide to build a tower that reaches all the way to heaven. Lois: Wow, I can't believe they thought they could do that. Chris: Yeah, it's like that one time I tried to climb up to the moon.