Peter: Alright, so this is a story about a bunch of people who decide to build a tower that reaches all the way to heaven.

Lois: Wow, I can't believe they thought they could do that.

Chris: Yeah, it's like that one time I tried to climb up to the moon.

Brian: Don't remind me.

Peter: Anyways, God was like "What are you guys doing? That's not gonna work." and so he confused their language so they couldn't understand each other and the tower project was ruined.

Lois: So God basically just trolled them?

Chris: Yeah, it's like when I tried to play an online shooter game, but the other players kept shooting me down.

Brian: We get it, Chris.

Peter: So then the people scattered all over the world, and that's when the different nations started to form.

Lois: Wow, God really had a plan for the world.

Chris: Yeah, it's like when I tried to plan a surprise party for Meg, but then it got ruined by Peter.

Brian: We get it, Chris.