Peter: Alright, so in Genesis 39, Joseph is thrown in jail, but the Lord was with him and gave him favor with the jailer.

Lois: Wait, so is Joseph like, an inmate on Orange is the New Black?

Peter: No, Lois, this is the Bible we're talking about, not Netflix. Anyway, Joseph did really well in jail, and the jailer put him in charge of all the other prisoners.

Meg: Ugh, so he's like the Warden from Shawshank Redemption?

Peter: No, the jailer put him in charge, not the Warden. But then the jailer's wife tried to seduce Joseph, and he refused her advances.

Stewie: I'm surprised he didn't take the opportunity, it's not like he had anything better to do in jail. Like, why couldn't he be like the guys in The Hangover, get into all sorts of trouble and then escape?

Peter: Because this is the Bible, Stewie! Anyway, Joseph stayed true to his faith and refused the woman's advances. And then the jailer was so impressed with Joseph that he let him out of jail and gave him his freedom.