Peter Griffin: Alright, so in Genesis 29, Jacob has a dream and sees angels going up and down a ladder from Heaven. So, he wakes up and says, "Wow, this must be the house of God and this is the gateway to Heaven!"

Lois Griffin: Then he goes to the well and meets this girl named Rachel, who he falls in love with. But, her dad says he has to work for him for seven years to marry her.

Stewie Griffin: So, he agrees, and after seven years, he finally marries Rachel. But, her dad tricks him and gives him Leah, Rachel's older sister, instead. So, Jacob is like, "What the hell, man?!"

Brian Griffin: Yeah, and then he ends up having to work another seven years to marry Rachel. Then, they have a bunch of kids and Jacob's family grows.

Meg Griffin: Yeah, and it's a wild ride! I mean, it's just like that episode of Friends where Rachel has to work for Ross for seven years before she can marry him, and then he tricks her!

Chris Griffin: Yeah, and then there's a whole bunch of crazy sibling rivalries, just like in that episode of the Simpsons where Bart and Lisa fight over who gets to be the heir to the throne. It's pretty wild!