"Well, we've reached Genesis 29, and boy, does this one have a lot going on. Jacob is still on the run, and he's arrived in a place called Haran. There, he meets a lovely young woman at a well, and it's love at first sight. He works seven years for her father in exchange for her hand in marriage, but when it's time to get hitched, her dad gives him her sister instead! Jacob is understandably upset, so he strikes a deal with the dad and gets the girl he wanted. Then Jacob and his two wives have a bunch of kids, and everything is going great until the two wives start fighting over who's Jacob's favorite. It's a whole mess, and it's a real testament to how complicated things got back in the olden days."