Good evening, folks, it's time for the Bible summary. This week we're covering Genesis 34. Now, here's a chapter that has it all: murder, deceit, rape, and sibling rivalry. It's like a Shakespearean tragedy, only with a bunch of shepherds instead of kings. In the chapter, Jacob's daughter Dinah is raped by a local prince named Shechem, and her brothers take revenge by tricking the men of Shechem into being circumcised. While they were still recovering, the brothers swooped in and killed them all. It's a wild story, folks, and it doesn't end well for anybody. That's the summary of Genesis 34. Tune in next week for more of the Bible in Weekend Update style.