Hey, Genesis 1. Well, God decided to take a break from his busy schedule of hangin' out and decided to create something. So God created the heavens and the earth, and it was good. Then God decided to fill up the earth with all kinds of cool stuff like plants, animals, and people. And he said, "Let there be light," and so there was light. And then he said, "Let there be day and night," and so there was day and night. And then he said, "Let there be stars," and so there were stars. So basically, God created everything, and it was all really, really good. And then God said, "Let's take a break and have a nap," so he did. The end.