Listen, Jack, no malarkey! See here, Jack, I'm gonna tell you what it says in Genesis 1. Here's the deal: God created the heavens and the earth. And on the first day, God said, "Let there be light," and there was light! He divided the light from the darkness, and called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And that's how it went for the next five days. On the second day, God separated the waters above from the waters below. On the third day, God made the land and the seas. On the fourth day, he made the sun, moon, and stars. On the fifth day, he made all kinds of creatures that live in the sea and in the air. And on the sixth day, he made all kinds of animals and humans. Literally, it was a miracle! My father used to say, "The Lord works in mysterious ways." I'm not joking. On the seventh day, God rested and blessed the Sabbath day. What was that? Or uh, you know, pretty much the end of Genesis 1. No more malarkey, folks! It's not gonna happen. I tell you what, God did a good job. Excuse me.