19-34.

Folks! Listen, Jack. Here's the deal. We got this story in the Bible, chapter 25, verses 19 to 34. C'mon, man! It's about this dude, Isaac. His dad, Abraham, had two wives, see - Sarah and Rebekah. So Sarah has one son, Isaac, and Rebekah has two sons, Esau and Jacob. Now, Esau was the oldest, but Jacob was the favorite of his mama, Rebekah. So here's what happens: One day, Esau comes home from a hunt and he's real hungry, so he asks Jacob to give him some of the stew he's cooking. Now, Jacob says he'll give him the stew, but only if Esau gives him his birthright. Well, Esau says "Yeah, sure, whatever" and he gives Jacob his birthright. No malarkey! I'm not joking. My father used to say, "Don't make a deal you can't keep!" Well, Esau didn't keep his deal, and now he's out of luck. So Isaac ends up blessing Jacob and not Esau, and Esau gets real mad. He says, "What was that, I didn't get no blessing, or uh, you know, what's up with that?" But it's too late, there's no way Esau can get his blessing back. Not gonna happen. I tell you what, that's not a good feeling, believe me. Excuse me, I heard a story once about a guy who sold his birthright for a bowl of stew, and that ain't a good look. Literally.