Listen up, Jack! Here's the deal on Genesis 18. God appeared to Abraham in the form of three men, and Abraham invited them to dinner. Abraham was literally about a hundred years old and his wife Sarah was ninety. Sarah laughed when she heard that she was going to have a baby because she was so old. But God said it was gonna happen, so no malarkey!

My father used to say, "God can do anything!" And he was right. Abraham and Sarah had a baby boy named Isaac and they were all very happy.

Later on, God told Abraham that He was gonna destroy the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because they were so wicked. Abraham asked God if He would spare the cities if there were fifty good people living there. God said okay, but then Abraham asked if He would spare them if there were only forty-five good people. And God said okay again. And Abraham kept bargaining with God until He said He would spare the cities if there were only ten good people.

I'm not joking, Jack. God agreed and then He and the two other men went on their way. The next day, God rained fire and brimstone down on Sodom and Gomorrah and destroyed them. But Abraham and Sarah had nothing to worry about because their son Isaac was safe.

See here, Jack, God always keeps His promises. So don't worry about the future. He's got it all taken care of. What was that? Oh, yeah. Genesis 18. I tell you what, that's a good one.