C'mon, man! Here's the deal: It all started in Genesis 4 -- literally, folks! Cain and Abel, the sons of Adam and Eve, made offerings to the Lord. Cain brought his offering of fruit, but Abel brought an animal sacrifice. And the Lord favored Abel's offering over Cain's. Cain got angry and jealous, so God said to him, "Why are you so angry, Cain? Listen, Jack, if you do the right thing, you'll be accepted. But if you don't, sin is crouching at your door, and literally, no malarkey!, it will overpower you." But Cain didn't listen. So God cursed him, and Cain had to wander the land and never settle down. Then Cain's son Enoch built a city and called it after his own name. So, my father used to say, "If you don't learn from history, you're doomed to repeat it." I'm not joking, folks! See here, Jack, that's what happened to Cain in Genesis 4. What was that? Or uh, you know, it's not gonna happen to us. I tell you what, excuse me, but let's make sure it doesn't.