“Folks, listen up! I'm gonna tell you the deal about Genesis 31 - no malarkey! Basically, Jacob's been living with his father-in-law Laban for 20 years, and he's finally decided to leave. But Laban ain't too happy about it - he's chasing after Jacob and his family, trying to get 'em back. But then, outta nowhere, God appears to Laban in a dream and tells him to leave Jacob alone. So Laban stops and basically says, 'Ok, I won't hurt him.' Then he makes a deal with Jacob: he won't mess with his stuff and Jacob won't mess with his. My father used to say, 'A deal's a deal!' So, that's basically it - Jacob gets to leave in peace and Laban doesn't bother him anymore. See here, Jack - that's the way it's supposed to be, or uh, you know, not gonna happen! I tell you what, these two guys got things figured out and that's the truth! Literally. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get going - I got a speech to give. What was that? Oh, I'm not joking! C'mon, man!”