Listen, Jack, here's the deal: no malarkey, I'm not joking. In Genesis 26, we got this dude Isaac, right? He goes to the land of the Philistines, and he's like, "Yo, I'ma live here." C'mon, man, the Philistines are like, "You can stay, only if you swear to us." And Isaac's like, "Sure thing, I swear it." See here, Jack, in exchange for letting him stay, Isaac digs a bunch of wells, and the Philistines are all like, "Woah, this dude's got skills!" Or uh, you know, they get jealous.

So they fill up all the wells he dug, and Isaac's like, "Dang, I gotta do this all over again?" But God's like, "Don't worry, my dude, I got your back." And Isaac does it again and the Philistines are like, "Dude, we messed up. You can stay here." Literally, this is the kind of thing my father used to say: "If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself." I'm not joking, folks!

Anyway, so then the King of the Philistines comes to Isaac, and I tell you what, he's like, "I give you this land, and you can stay here, but don't you dare mess with my people." So Isaac's like, "Cool, no worries, excuse me, I got this." And the King's like, "WHAT WAS THAT?" And Isaac's like, "Oh, I said okay, no worries, not gonna happen." And that's Genesis 26.