Folks, I tell ya what, when I read this chapter of the Bible, it takes me back to the days of my father, who used to say that if you want true love, it can be found in the Song of Solomon. I mean, literally, it's like the Bible is saying, "Hey, c'mon, man, you ain't gonna find no better love story than this!" See here, Jack, it's all about this woman who is madly in love with her man, and she's telling him how she'll love him forever, no malarkey. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Solomon's beloved is like a rose blooming in the desert, like an apple tree in a meadow, like a lily among thorns. She's beautiful, folks, and Solomon loves her. That's it. →

Listen, Jack! I'm tellin' ya, there's nothin' like the Song of Solomon. My father used to say, "Joey, the Song of Solomon is the best thing ever written. C'mon, man!" Now here's the deal: The third chapter of the Song of Solomon is about a man who sets out to find his beloved in the middle of the night. →

1-11. C'mon, man! Listen, Jack. Folks, Song of Solomon 4:1-11 is a real wild ride. Here's the deal: here's this guy, he's like, "Ah, you're so beautiful, my love! Literally, you're like a beautiful garden, with a thousand fragrant flowers!" My father used to say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!" I'm not joking. →

Listen, Jack, Folks, this chapter is literally one of the most romantic chapters of the Bible. It's all about a bridegroom who's looking for his bride and it's so romantic that it's almost like a fairytale. →

Listen, Jack, c'mon man, here's the deal: Solomon is telling his bride that she's so beautiful that he can't even comprehend it. He says she's like a garden of pomegranates and that her lips are like sweet fruit. →

Folks! I'm not joking, here's the deal: In Song of Solomon 7, we learn about the beloved's beauty. I tell you what, it's literally like none other. My father used to say, "If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all," but not in this case, c'mon man! See here, Jack, her beauty is described as "ravishing" and "stately," so no malarkey! What was that? Her eyes are like doves and her hair like a flock of goats, her lips like a scarlet ribbon, and her cheeks like a bed of spices. →

Folks! Listen, Jack. My father used to say, "When you're in love, you can literally do anything." Well, here's the deal. In Song of Solomon 8, we see just how powerful love can be. I'm not joking. The author tells us that love is as strong as death, and its intensity is like a fire. →