Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Back in the day, what was that, Jesus showed up in the Jordan River and got baptized by John the Baptist. That's right, no malarkey! Jesus was baptized in water, but the Holy Spirit descended on him like a dove, folks. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. This chapter is all about Jesus doing some pretty incredible stuff. Literally, he is like a superhero! He heals a guy who is paralyzed. No malarkey! Then, he says some stuff about how it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. →

Listen, Jack, I'm tellin' ya, here's the deal. It's like this. Jesus was doing a lot of miracles, right? C'mon, man! He was healing the sick and making the blind see, and folks, it was amazing. My father used to say, "It's like he can do anything!" Well, no malarkey! Jesus was doing some amazing stuff, and ya know what? The people wanted to make him king. →

Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say, you gotta pay attention to the little things, and that's why I'm gonna tell you what I've learned about this bible chapter. See here, Jack, it's all about a farmer and his sowing. →

Folks, listen up. Here's the deal. I'm gonna tell you about the time Jesus went to the other side of the lake, and all the stuff that happened. See, there was this guy there, possessed by a bunch of demons. →

1-6. Listen up, folks! Here's the deal: I'm talking about Mark 6:1-6. Jesus was back in his old home town, and it didn't go well. C'mon, man! People just weren't believing it. They were like, "Who is this dude? He's just the carpenter's son. →

Hey now, listen up, folks! I gotta tell you, Mark 7 is all about tradition, no malarkey, literally. My father used to say, "Joey, don't forget the traditions you have." And that's what Jesus is talking about here. →

Folks, here's the deal. We're talking about the eighth chapter of Mark, and I tell you what, there's some pretty wild stuff happening around here! My father used to say, if it ain't one thing, it's another, and that's what we got going on in this chapter. →

Folks, here's the deal: my father used to say that Jesus was a great teacher and he knew what he was talking about. In Mark 9, Jesus and his disciples are on the mountain, and Jesus literally shows them that he has power over death. →

Folks, listen up! Here's the deal: We got a story goin' on here in Mark 10. Jesus is teaching the disciples, and he's trying to show them that everything ain't always gonna be easy. No malarkey. He's talking about how hard it is for a rich man to get into heaven and how when you get married, you're supposed to stay together forever. →

Folks, here's the deal. Jesus and his disciples have arrived in Jerusalem, and I'm not joking, they are literally all over the place. See here, Jack, Jesus goes right to the temple and starts turning the tables on the money changers! Can you believe it? I mean, c'mon, man. →

Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking when I say that my father used to tell me that the Lord works in mysterious ways. I mean, what was that in Mark 12? Jesus was literally going around and teaching, when the scribes and chief priests came to him trying to trick him into saying something wrong, right? C'mon, man! But Jesus, see here, Jack, he wasn't having it. →

Listen, Jack, I'm not gonna lie to ya, this chapter is a real doozy. C'mon, man, it's all about the end of the world. Here's the deal, it's gonna be literal chaos. My father used to say, if you mess with God's plan, you're in for a world of trouble. →

Folks, here's the deal. Jesus and his disciples have gone to Jerusalem for the Passover feast. The chief priests and teachers of the law have been looking for a way to get rid of Jesus, but they're afraid of the people. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I'm gonna tell you what happened in Mark 15. My father used to say that Jesus was taken to Pilate and the chief priests accused him of many things. Pilate asked Jesus if he was the King of the Jews and Jesus said yes, literally. →

Folks, here's the deal: Mark 16 is a real humdinger. See here, Jack, it starts off with three women at the tomb after Jesus had died. My father used to say, "Where there's life there's hope," and that's what these women felt when they went to the tomb. →