Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Back in the day, what was that, Jesus showed up in the Jordan River and got baptized by John the Baptist. That's right, no malarkey! Jesus was baptized in water, but the Holy Spirit descended on him like a dove, folks. C'mon man! It was like, literally, the heavens opened up, and God spoke to Jesus. I'm not joking! My father used to say, you know, that God said, "You are My beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." See here, Jack, that's when Jesus began his ministry. Or uh, you know, he began teaching and healing people. Not gonna happen? Jesus was busy - he was healing the sick, preaching the gospel, and casting out demons. I tell you what, folks, Jesus was a busy man! Excuse me, but it's true - he was a busy man!