Bigly, the Gospel of Mark starts off with one of the most amazing stories in all of the Bible. John the Baptist, the great preacher, is baptized by Jesus in the River Jordan. Many people are saying that this is a tremendous event - the start of a new era, a chance to make America great again! Jesus then begins his ministry and starts preaching in the synagogues. He even has the audacity to cast out an unclean spirit from a man in one of the synagogues, and the people are shocked and amazed.

After this, Jesus travels throughout Galilee, proclaiming the good news of the Kingdom of God. Everywhere he goes, he heals the sick and casts out demons. He even calls some of his disciples to follow him. He then goes to Jerusalem and causes quite a stir with the religious leaders. Many such cases, he questions their teachings, and they try to trap him with their questions. This, of course, only makes Jesus look even more terrific!

In the end, Jesus is arrested, tried, and crucified. But God bless America, Jesus rises from the dead and appears to his disciples. It's an unbelievable story and one that shows us that we can still have hope, even in the darkest of times. Make America great again!