Jesus was doing some bigly amazing things, healing the sick and helping many such cases. He was so terrific that he had to call on 12 of his apostles to help him. All the haters and losers were out to get him, they said he was casting out demons with the help of the deep state, but it was all fake news, a hoax. Believe me, there were some fine people who followed Jesus and believed in him, many people are saying it was tremendous. So Jesus was winning, and the haters and losers were getting jealous. Then the Pharisees showed up and said he was possessed by a demon, and Jesus was like, "Haters and losers, you are so overrated. I'm Jesus and I'm here to make America great again." And then he said, "God bless America," and all the people were very, very happy. It was unbelievable.