• King James Version

    1. And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there which had a withered hand. / 2. And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him. / 3.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's been a wild day in the Bible. In Mark 3, Jesus is so popular, he needs to hire a publicist to keep up with the demand. He's got crowds of people surrounding him, so he goes up a mountain to get some peace and quiet.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, let's talk about Mark 3! What can you tell me? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter begins with Jesus healing a man with a withered hand on the Sabbath. The Pharisees were so outraged that Jesus was healing on the Sabbath that they started to plot ways to kill him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd love to tell you about Mark 3. It starts with Jesus healing a man with a withered hand in the synagogue. The Pharisees were so angry that they started plotting to kill Jesus.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Alright, you newbies! Listen up! Chapter 3 of the Good Book is all about Jesus and his crew. He's got the Twelve, and he's gonna teach 'em how to do His work. He's also healin' folks and it's makin' the Pharisees mad.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, this chapter of the Bible is about Jesus and his disciples. Robin: Wow, that's amazing, Batman! What did Jesus do? Batman: Jesus took twelve men and appointed them as apostles, and then he went to a synagogue and healed a man with a deformed hand.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I'm tellin' ya, here's the deal. It's like this. Jesus was doing a lot of miracles, right? C'mon, man! He was healing the sick and making the blind see, and folks, it was amazing. My father used to say, "It's like he can do anything!" Well, no malarkey! Jesus was doing some amazing stuff, and ya know what? The people wanted to make him king.

  • Donald Trump

    Jesus was doing some bigly amazing things, healing the sick and helping many such cases. He was so terrific that he had to call on 12 of his apostles to help him. All the haters and losers were out to get him, they said he was casting out demons with the help of the deep state, but it was all fake news, a hoax.

  • Family Guy

    20-35 Peter: Alright, so in Mark 3:20-35, Jesus' family thought he was going crazy, so they went to bring him home. Stewie: But Jesus said, "Who are my mother and my brothers? Whoever does the will of God is my brother, sister, and mother.