• King James Version

    1. And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the {mother} of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him. / 2. And very early in the morning the first {day} of the week, they came unto the sepulchre at the rising of the sun.

  • Norm

    Alright, so, in Mark 16, Jesus rises from the dead, and when he does, he tells the Disciples to go and tell the world about it. So the Disciples do, and they tell everyone the good news, and the whole world is like, "Yay, Jesus is back!" But then Jesus is like, "Hey, I'm not done yet.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so I'm here with Bible Expert, and we're talking about Mark 16. So what's the gist of this chapter? Bible Expert: Right, so Mark 16 is the final chapter of the Gospel of Mark. It’s a short chapter, and it focuses on the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about the Bible, specifically Mark 16. Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: In Mark 16, Jesus rises from the dead and appears to Mary Magdalene and other women.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOTS! LISTEN UP! This is Mark 16 of the Bible. Jesus has just been resurrected and he's appearing to his disciples. He gives them the Great Commission to go forth and preach the gospel and make disciples of all nations.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, this is Mark 16. It's time we look into what the Bible says about it. Robin: Sure thing, Batman! Joker: Hey, why don't you two stop yammering and let me tell the story? Batman: Joker, not now.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Mark 16 is a real humdinger. See here, Jack, it starts off with three women at the tomb after Jesus had died. My father used to say, "Where there's life there's hope," and that's what these women felt when they went to the tomb.

  • Donald Trump

    Wow! Mark 16 is amazing. It's the last chapter of the Bible, and it's terrific. It starts off with the Resurrection, which many people are saying is one of the biggest events in human history. Jesus had been crucified and was placed in a tomb, and on the third day he rose again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Mark 16 Jesus rises from the dead, and his disciples see him. He then tells the disciples that they should go out and spread the gospel and perform miracles in his name. Brian: Wait, so they're like superheroes?